I went to the boys’ end-of-year school awards ceremony today, which was a) long and b) long and c) punctuated by my wiggling toddler yelling “WANT TO HEAR CHICKEN SONG!” (his name for Weird Al’s latest “Polkarama” medley). When it comes to this kind of thing, I’m rebellious at heart, and honestly I find the whole awards-ceremony-for-elementary-school-kids thing a little overblown, but all in all the ceremony was pretty cute and at least made an effort to be inclusive. In the lowest grades, every kid got a certificate, which was nice. In the upper grades, all the kids seemed to get something in the end, but the actual awards were a bit more competitive.
As for my family? No kid went away empty-handed, but only one of their awards seemed to be based on an actual achievement–the Major Mathematics award, granted to my second-grader, AKA the family acheiver.
The other two?
William, who’s four, was part of the class where every kid got a certificate. For something, no matter how, well, nothing it was. In his case, the certificate read “This Certifies That __’my favorite part of school is when I get to go home’__”
Very true. A joiner he is not. Nor, apparently, a lover of school. His teacher has a good sense of humor.
Jacob, who’s in fourth grade, got an honorable mention in the “Brought most Box Tops for Education to School” contest. (I think he was fourth. His entire class consists of about 10 kids). The funniest thing? His grandmother actually collected those and put them into his backpack with a note reminding him to turn them in. Jacob had almost nothing to do with it, beside unzipping his backpack that day.
It may not have been a hard-won victory, but Jacob was thrilled with his award trinket. And our family left together, a happy and victorious bunch.
We may not be actual winners around here, darnit, but at least we’re easy to please.